Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red nightfall!

lothiriel:

eomer:

lothiriel:

What do you mean, ‘no’?

We’re not going to turn around.

You won’t even tell me where we’re going!

It’s a surprise. You’re going to like it.

lothiriel:

What do you mean, ‘no’?

We’re not going to turn around.

lothiriel asked: Ok, ok. I'll marry you, /any time, any place/. Just take me back to Meduseld. Now.

No.

legolasgreenleafbestandprettiest asked: The boys and I will be coming to visit, and to drink all your ale, just as soon as Gimli resurfaces.

Boromir and one of the Peredhil (I don’t know slang used by your kind, forgive me if I got that term incorrect) are already on their way, if they’re included in the group you’re calling ‘boys’.

boromir-of-gondor:

eomer:

boromir-of-gondor:

You impregnated my cousin before marriage?! MARRY HER THIS INSTANT OR I WILL REMOVE YOUR REASON TO WEAR TROUSERS!!

Calm yourself, man. I’m trying to get her to elope, but she wants to plan a huge ceremony, which takes time. I’m with you on this, wanting to do it now.

If everyone knows you are having premarital relations, her reputation will be tarnished!

We aren’t… currently. >_>

Keep your mouth shut then! Gondor need not know. She’ll be a queen shortly, that’s all that matters.

boromir-of-gondor:

You impregnated my cousin before marriage?! MARRY HER THIS INSTANT OR I WILL REMOVE YOUR REASON TO WEAR TROUSERS!!

Calm yourself, man. I’m trying to get her to elope, but she wants to plan a huge ceremony, which takes time. I’m with you on this, wanting to do it now.

boromir-of-gondor replied to your post: I was just taking a leisurely stroll with my lady…

//Oh Christ. I read that as Faramir was Eowyn’s cousin. Dying!

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I was just taking a leisurely stroll with my lady this afternoon, and we happened upon none other than her cousin, Faramir. He was unconscious, and without his steed.

What that man was doing in this area, we’ve no idea. As soon as he wakes, I’ll be meeting with him.